As far as cheating goes, they’ll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.
— Smokey Yunick

There are two types of racers- cheaters and losers.
— Smokey Yunick

You don’t race cars, you race the rule book.
— Smokey Yunick

If your gonna play with rattlesnakes, you better know what rattlesnakes do.
— Smokey Yunick
